I superkick people :)

idoiteveryweekend:

…ok tru.

sexy fool now*, doe.

No.

Just a fool.

idoiteveryweekend:

I can’t with the dames who act like Jon’s pink, pink/green, anything unnatural colored hair looked good.

You all need to step. Admit he looked like a fool.

Bye.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

He always looks like a fool.

To Portia 

itscartertime:

I know that we’ve been through a lot.  I honestly don’t remember when we initially got together.  I know I’ve enjoyed it.  Feels like it’s been so quick.  Wouldn’t trade anything.

And I mean the distance thing is a real bitch. But y’know stuck through it.  I’m the kinda guy too that I let people know about how they look.  I’m not shy about tossing out who has a bangin’ ass or a nice rack.  I mean I’m a flirt and I know that not being together a lot must wreck you’re nerves.  I just come across as //that// guy.  I mean we got into it a few times because of that, but we made it work.

I’ve been going through some stuff with being dropped and all, picking up a new gig, and I’m rubbing elbows with people, going to parties, and playing golf.  You know it’s not what I was into but its what I gotta do.  I just want to thank you.

Love ya.  That’s what it boils down too.  It means a lot just that you’re around.

Gotta be better for you.  Not wrestling and training all the time, still pumping Iron, but I can do that in Canada right? So when I got the time I’ll go freeze my ass off.

Wow you’re a jerk.

By jerk I mean that in the best way possible but you completely threw me off guard there. And geez expressing ourselves isn’t a high point for either. But I’m shocked, and I..might be smiling.

I knew technology was good for something.

Appreciate your honestly and as much of an asshole as you can come off as to just about everyone, you’ve had high notable moments of being nothing but a true gentleman. Not to mention I’m not what would be considered the easiest to get along with….or figure out. And I do just as much torture in return in other ways so we’re even. Because you deal with me when not a lot of people would.

It helps I can tolerate you most days or you know, tell you to fuck off until I’m over it. :)

I love you too Jake, even if you can’t remember how long it’s been.

But as long as you’re willing to come freeze your ass off and eventually see that Canada is way better, then I guess there isn’t anything to complain about.

….Unless you keep going down your path of becoming a hipster.

portia you dont hate me as much as you say you do. 

explicitambrose-violence:

so i dont like you as much as i say i do.

we both lie in this relationship.

you started it though. 

go eat cookies off jake or somethin.

I still hate you.

But I guess I should be thankful you acknowledged something other than your dick getting hard or your stomach growling.

Happy Birthday to the best Canadian ninja midget I know. 

itscartertime:

Also Punk.

I would write more but busy day.

(with above birthday lady)

The only canadian ninja midget, but thank you. <3

HOW DID I FORGET TO POST ABOUT PORTIA’S BIRTHDAY WTF 

sailor—mkv:

:’(

iLY PORTIA.

AND I MOST IMPORTANTLY

M I S S 

Y O U

<3 HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Even if you forgot you’re still the best. Love and miss you too, thanks! <3

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theanacondavice:

norfolkxrampaige:

canadianxninja:

I…what? I don’t recall this.

That just means I did it right.

You’re learning quicker than anticipated, grasshopper.

Both of you cease!

theanacondavice:

I love you.

I’ve got nothing, it’s too late to think.

theanacondavice:

I did it just for you. IT WAS ALL FOR YOU, DAMIEN.

I hate you.